10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

8. “I went to a hypnotist show back in high school, and was one who got picked to go up on stage. I’d say I sort of got hypnotized. The initial parts where we were getting sleepy and such happened quite naturally to me. I generally followed along with what I was told to do, but part-way through, I realized I wasn’t really…