10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

I don’t know what is about crossing the threshold from your everyday average Joe to Dad, but it seems to be a universal truth that becoming a father bestows you with the unholy ability to make the most groan-worthy jokes. I sadly watched my own husband succumb to the transformation when our kid was born. Not a day goes by without me rolling…