10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

11. “I didn’t see my profession at all. Insurance broker. Maybe if you’re working in a call center for one of the carriers, we see those lay-offs all the time, but as an independent broker, I’m recession-proof.” “What do I sell? Nothing — the government sold it for me when it became law that to drive a car, you need…