10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

10. “When I pick my son up from daycare, no matter what he’s doing or playing with, he immediately throws it aside and shouts ‘DADA!’ and runs over to give me a huge hug. Also, my daughter can always tell when I’m having a hard day, even when I’m trying to hide it. She’ll pull me down to…