10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

“When I was in the second grade, we had a track outside the school, right up against a forest, and kids used to tell each other stories about the ‘Naked Man.’ Basically, he was rumored to be a serial killer who wore skin-colored latex clothes and lived in the forest. To this day, I have no idea what happened, but out of nowhere, for a…