10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

7. “A 26-year-old at my work had never said the word archive aloud I guess. He asked me if I could teach him how to ‘our chive’ emails.” —Grinchbettahavemymoney “My most recent mistake was mispronouncing ‘Tagalog,’ the language Filipinos speak. I’d only ever read it, so I thought it was…