10. “Private equity and consultants that are paid to tell you to just lay off workers.” —RiverParty442 “Funily enough, private equity and private credit are in trouble now, and they are cheesing their numbers so hard that it’s borderline fraud. Turns out you can only do the buy extract profits load with debts sell cycle on companies so much before they go under…

For context, the 70-second teaser began showing exclusively in theaters on July 1. However, if you were scrolling on X or TikTok that afternoon, you may have come across some leaked footage filmed in cinemas. (We do not condone filming in the movie theater!! Have some class!) Most of the leaked clips were swiftly taken down, and it is currently…