1.
“Europe would fit into Texas:”
2.
“This is what REAL Italian food is:”
3.
“Our poop is built different:”
4.
“How do you even begin to cook by using celsius:”
5.
“Georgia doesn’t exist:”
7.
“Don’t mess with the country who won the Civil War:”
8.
“Do Europeans celebrate the 4th:”
9.
“Military time is impossible to understand:”
10.
“Texas is the greatest country on Earth:”
11.
“Canada would collapse without us:”
13.
“Celsius is always wrong:”
14.
“At the very least Texas would be the biggest country in Europe:”
15.
“I can’t believe those taxes:”
16.
“Why aren’t miles and kilometers the same:”
17.
“Europe hasn’t discovered electricity:”
18.
“Fragile Europeans are physically unable to play football:”
19.
“European food is awful:”
20.
“You’re using punctuation all wrong:”
21.
“Ireland created English:”
22.
“Champagne is from where I say it’s from:”
23.
“That’s not how that’s spelled:”
24.
“British language is a bunch gibberish:”
25.
“Lithuania would be ours in an instant:”
26.
“We wrote the dictionary:”
27.
“They need to build some more bypasses in those old cities:”
28.
“Greenland belongs to America:”
29.
“We’re the main character:”
