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First, there’s the wife who told her husband she bought him a “swimsuit calendar” to hang up at work…then gave him this
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The wife who drinks from this mug while working at the Humane Society:
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And the wife who caught her husband having an affair at this hotel, so she logged into his computer and left a fitting review:
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The wife who casually said, “He looks like a rooster” and ruined baseball for her husband forever:
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The wife who had a trying time on her first ever golf outing:
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And the wife who renamed the Ring camera, so her husband now gets notifications like this:
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The wife who got WAY too high on a girl’s trip and left this search history:
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The wife — and grandma — who sent her grandkids the same kind of card (read the text on it, lol):
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And the wife who couldn’t be bothered to wrap presents for her husband:
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The European wife who tried her best (but let’s be real — failed) to make her husband a peanut butter and jelly sandwich:
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The wife who sketched this cute drawing for her husband:
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And the wife who, while dining at a Peruvian restaurant, sincerely asked, “Why does it say ‘Penis’ on the wall?”
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The wife decorated the bathroom like this and turned her husband into a shy pee-er:
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The wife who circled her bug bites (you know, to see if they were getting bigger), but basically just drew a big ‘ol dong on herself:
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And the wife who keeps buying her family cereal every time she goes to the store even though they barely eat it:
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The wife who refused to eat this pear because of its thicc backside:
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The wife who measured a scoop of butter like this:
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And the wife who, while filling out forms at the doctor’s office while sitting next to her husband, was VERY honest:
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The wife whose husband, upon looking in her purse, realized she is her work’s pen thief:
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The wife-to-be who got hers and her husband’s initials written on her nails without realizing, well, you see it:
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And the wife who really, REALLY didn’t want the rabbits to get plants:
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The wife who sleeps like a human cocoon:
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The wife who showed her hubby the name of this book’s editor:
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And the wife who had her grade school class make “groundhogs” without realizing they looked like, uh, something else:
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The wife who glanced at the screen and asked, “How could the score be negative?!”:
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The wife who told her husband about their unplanned pregnancy by putting sonogram photos inside this book:
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And the wife who — after her husband went to sleep — moved the coat stand so that he saw this first thing in the morning:
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The wife who made a hilarious addition to the scientific paper her spouse was trying to read:
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The wife who — after her husband bragged about building a website — bought him this cake:
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And the wife who — after making a charcuterie board for a bachelorette party — let her husband eat the leftovers:
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The wife who didn’t have much faith that her husband could feed their kids by himself:
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The wife who spilled vanilla on her shorts:
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And the wife who — after struggling to open the produce bag — “improvised”:
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The wife who found out the hard way that you cannot, in fact, use dish soap in the washer:
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The wife who saw this movie poster and said it looked like her crotch was on fire:
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And the wife who — after her husband joked he wanted “cocaine and hookers” for his birthday — bought him this candle:
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The wife who got impressively immature bathroom containers:
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The wife (with the mind of a 14-year-old boy!) who rearranged these stockings at Target:
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And the wife who sent her spouse this photo and the caption “your jacket is depressed”:
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The wife who almost certainly got her husband’s attention:
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The wife who marked her colonoscopy appointment on the calendar like this:
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And the wife — and nurse — who uses this lunchbox:
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The wife who plotted to jump out and surprise her spouse, but forgot she’s seven and a half months pregnant:
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The 39-weeks-pregnant wife who went to the store for dinner and came back with this:
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And the wife who has a no-nonsense decorating style:
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The wife who — after her husband asked her to send a photo of their tire’s tread using the “penny trick” — sent this:
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The wife who — after her spouse complained they couldn’t tell which was the salt and which was the pepper — bought the ones on the right:
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And the wife — with her own love language — who gifted this to her spouse:
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The wife who — after ordering and receiving this from Amazon — remembered she’d already bought it on Kindle:
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Lastly, the wife who made her husband a vasectomy cake:
