1.
This person who really, really, really doesn’t know what “euthanize” means:
2.
This person who incorrectly assumed how to spell “assume”:
3.
This person who wants you to know your rights, but doesn’t know how to spell “know,” use the correct your, or use possessives:
4.
This person who made something much more classy than a cheesecake:
5.
This person who crafted something much more innovative and iconic than “dawned on”:
6.
This person who was so, so close:
7.
This person who definitely thinks the word “abomination” didn’t exist before, like, 2008:
8.
This person, who does not quite understand the threat their sign is making:
9.
This person who was technically right — rotisserie chicken is roast history, in a way:
10.
This person who knows Mitch Max personally:
11.
This person whose unfortunate typo means everyone is gonna be bobbing for bagels:
12.
This person who had the spirit…but not quite the vocabulary:
14.
The person who apparently couldn’t identify these clouds:
15.
This person who cannot catch a damn break:
16.
This person whose mom is reallll (a)cute:
17.
This person who struggled with “Je ne sais quoi”:
18.
This person who was today years old when they learned the word “crustaceans”:
19.
This person who did not have to clarify that they weren’t an English major, TBH:
20.
This person who is not iron deficient but animated:
21.
This person who thought they were way smarter than everyone else:
22.
This person who said, “Get that 90º angle on the phone STAT!”
23.
This innovator who certainly had an idea, but not the forethought to google “how to spell quesadilla”:
24.
This person who really really really wanted their hogs!!!
25.
This person, who just learned there is a big difference in being “etched” and “edged”:
26.
This person, who is both a frog AND ambidextrous:
27.
This person who — I’m not gonna lie — made me literally choke on the water I was drinking while reading this:
28.
This person who was so close but so far from “cis male”:
29.
This person whose eggs have been a real asshole, it seems:
30.
This person who was rightfully confused as to why they assumed everyone said this:
31.
This person who I hope never gets sell my nana (an illness far more sinister than salmonella):
32.
This pool that perhaps has a little leak:
33.
This person who yearns for a delicious, silky *checks notes* cream delay:
34.
This person who was so confident that “hell in a ham basket” was correct that they even added a lil pig emoji:
35.
This person whose school got pantsed and won’t be open tomorrow:
36.
This person who got lost in the (vanilla) sauce:
37.
This person, who wins the award for most creative incorrect spelling of ambulance:
38.
This person who was trying to spell “frankincense” and ended up accusing someone named Frank of sleeping with his sister:
39.
This person who didn’t quite spell “familiar” right, but did imply that they’re a whole snack and then some:
40.
This person who was too busy fighting animal cruelty to realize what the heck was going on:
41.
This person who basically created a new insult:
42.
This person who tried their best but did not succeed:
43.
This person who seemingly thinks the average person is more than a little dumb:
44.
This person who got creative with labeling their turmeric:
45.
This person who knows all too well how big the grim reaper’s couch cushions are about to get:
46.
This person who was ready for violence:
47.
This person who did not want 50% off, but 50 purse cents off:
48.
And finally, this person who does not fuck with Italians or their pasta sauces:
