Around 15 to 20 years ago people loved to…
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Convince others the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you’re drinking a beer:
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And also bust out that one lighter app like it was the most incredible thing ever:
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Just post the most boring stuff on Facebook:
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Or the most weirdly intense:
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Think Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
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Watch full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
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Think that talking baby in the E-Trade commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
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Think that typing like this meant you were creative:
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Or just add Z’s to every word for no reason:
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Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
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Argue passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
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Harass everyone on Facebook with like 14 “LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS” groups:
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And like 17 FarmVille requests:
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Fake people out with your voicemail message:
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Celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day:
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Take dramatic photos of Converse:
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Or draw a bunch of random stuff on them:
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Think 3D movie theater glasses were a fashion statement:
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Get obsessed with Doppelgänger Week on Facebook:
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Take pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
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Own that one white MacBook that got dirty after like a week:
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Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
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Insist that BlackBerry was way better than iPhone because of Brick Breaker and BBM:
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Change your age to 99 years old on Myspace:
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Carry around a little leather BDSM case for their flip-phone:
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Watch movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:
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Constantly quote that one Bill O’Reilly video where he swears:
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Take selfies with a big-ass digital camera:
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Upload 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:
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Spend money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones:
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Change your profile pic to something like this:
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Wear shoes big enough to house a family of five:
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Update Facebook from a tiny lil’ phone:
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Publicly put friends on blast:
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Think adding a “xXx” to a screen name made them a force to be reckoned with:
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Try to take a selfie with flip phones and completely missing your face, like, 14 times in a row:
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Accidentally pull out the charging cable while your iPod was in DO NOT DISCONNECT mode:
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And turn on the TV Guide and just completely vibe out:
