32 Completely Unexplainable Things Literally Every Person Over The Age Of 40 Does Even If They Have Zero Clue They Do It Can somebody please explain… 1. The constant use of three dots… 2. The constant, ear-shatteringly loud ringtones: 3. And it’s always the marimba: 5. The volume being BLASTED: 6. The non-sanctioned swiping: 7. The never-ending voice texts: 8. The strange pronounciations: 9. The grunts… THE GRUNTS: 10. That one phone case that must be mandatory to buy: 11. The CONSTANT use of CAPITAL letters: 12. The ol’ t-shirt squint: 13. The cyborgian comments: 15. Texting like it’s 1911: 17. The constant click-clacking: 18. Their favorite emoji: 19. The never-ending wait at the ATM: 20. The whole “Chipotle” thing: 21. The insistance on “screenshot:” 22. The unbelievable assumption: 24. The tomato juice conundrum: 25. The hilarity in holes: 27. Leaving a voicemail like it’s 2007: 28. Living the au naturel lifestyle: 29. The old-timey language: 30. The close, personal relationship: 31. The severe lack of “mute:” 32. And the electric story-telling: Share this:FacebookXLike this:Like Loading... Related Discover more from InstiWitty Media Studios Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email. Type your email… Subscribe Share:
Can somebody please explain… 1. The constant use of three dots… 2. The constant, ear-shatteringly loud ringtones: 3. And it’s always the marimba: 5. The volume being BLASTED: 6. The non-sanctioned swiping: 7. The never-ending voice texts: 8. The strange pronounciations: 9. The grunts… THE GRUNTS: 10. That one phone case that must be mandatory to buy: 11. The CONSTANT use of CAPITAL letters: 12. The ol’ t-shirt squint: 13. The cyborgian comments: 15. Texting like it’s 1911: 17. The constant click-clacking: 18. Their favorite emoji: 19. The never-ending wait at the ATM: 20. The whole “Chipotle” thing: 21. The insistance on “screenshot:” 22. The unbelievable assumption: 24. The tomato juice conundrum: 25. The hilarity in holes: 27. Leaving a voicemail like it’s 2007: 28. Living the au naturel lifestyle: 29. The old-timey language: 30. The close, personal relationship: 31. The severe lack of “mute:” 32. And the electric story-telling: