8.
“One time me and my girlfriend were having really romantic type sex, and I started whispering in her ear, ‘I’m yours, I’m yours.’ She made a little face, and I shrugged it off as if she was feeling good or something, and we continued.”
“In the end, she sat up and told me very kindly but sternly that I needed to warn her and have a conversation before I started introducing new kinks to our relationship. I didn’t know what she was talking about, and I was hurt.
Turns out she heard ‘I’m a horse, I’m a horse,’ and assumed I had some fetish with being a horse. That was embarrassing even after the misunderstanding, but I think it was sweet she took it so well and just asked for some warning next time.”
