What’s so great about having our own conscious mind? We can use it to do whatever TF we want. Free will, everybody! It’s humanity’s greatest flex. And yet, let’s be honest…if you’re anything like me, you mostly use your decision-making capacities to hit snooze eight times, binge the same two shows, and order the same DoorDash meal on repeat. Meanwhile, there are people out there making choices so unhinged, so unnecessary, and so gloriously extra that it almost feels they unlocked a cheat code that the rest of us forgot about.
Here are 19 chaotic examples of humans really, really using their free will to the fullest.
4.
Completely optional BTW.
7.
Wine straight from the purse is wild.
8.
I don’t know what to say.
9.
This is definitely an original idea.
10.
This pet owner might be onto something with this one.
12.
How did I never think of that?
13.
Mission failed successfully.
14.
Bro took making chicken fingers wayyy too literally.
15.
Turns out making cardboard tanks and fighter jets for your cats is completely legal.
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You know what? Hell yeah.
17.
Blue pasta, ladies and gentlemen.
18.
Boooo! You forgot to invite me 🙁
And last but not least…
19.
This was absolutely not necessary. Give me 19 more.
So yeah…if you guys don’t mind, I’ll be over here using my so-called “free will” to stare at the wall while these people continue to thrive in chaos.
