3.
A well-measured dog cage:
4.
The perfect gift for any occasion:
5.
A car in need of some monogamous love:
7.
An enormous tub of goob:
8.
A beautiful hat of Australia:
9.
The perfect way to cruise around town:
10.
A JFK statue that’s slightly disappointed in your college major:
11.
This fall’s hottest fashion:
12.
A cornucopia of bees:
14.
Some creative cookies:
15.
Gently, gently used pants:
16.
An arm wrestling simulator, used only for wrestling with arms;
17.
The infamous Monkey Potty:
18.
A large pot, jump-scare not included:
19.
The perfect pet to keep your house safe:
20.
Truly the ugliest lamp in existence:
22.
A statue of Jesus that’s approximately two Mountain Dews high:
23.
The goofiest of all mayos:
24.
Some absolutely fire shoes:
25.
A couch for true capital-P Patriots: