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Last week, RFK Jr. unveiled a new food pyamid:
The updated food pyramid focuses more on nutrient-dense, “real foods” found in proteins, dairy, healthy fats, and vegetables.
The official White House sent out a post about it on Sunday declaring the “war on protein” over.
Yes, folks, you were/are apparently in the midst of the War On Protein!
The replies to this one are pretty good…
“They’ve done it. They’ve found a war faker than the one on Christmas.”
“Who the hell was waging a war on protein???”
“Never underestimate the reactionary right’s boundless capacity to invent new things to get mad at.”
“We put protein powder on chips and in coffee. Fast food restaurants are selling cups of meat. What war on protein?”
“We are involved in conflicts I never even knew about.”
“We’ve got a Kardashian with a protein popcorn line, where’s the war?”
And lastly, “It’s always a war with these people.”
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