
4.
“First 100 days so far…”
• Pardons all violent January 6 criminals.
• Two Israeli ceasefires collapse.
• Ukrainian ceasefire collapses/fails to launch.
• War with Houthis/ signal gate 1.0 and 2.0.
• Let’s Houthis shoot down 10+ Reaper drones.
• Threatens invasion of partner countries/alienates allies (Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and Panama).
• Threatens war with Iran.
• Threatens NATO alliance.
• Does Russia’s bidding against Ukraine/propaganda, pulling aid, intel, and capitulation to land demands.
• Marc Fogel was released for a Russian cybercriminal.
• Dismantles foreign cybercrime defense.
• Multiple aviation accidents/blames DEI.
• DEI historical removals like Jackie Robinson/ Enola gay.
• Releases millions of gallons of water in California to the wrong place after fires.
• Addresses none of the deadly tornadoes in the central plains (busy winning his own golf tournament).
• Markets down 10-20% / worst month since the depression/market manipulation
• Blows up his own trade deals and erases trillions from the market with the dollar down 9%.
• Giant tariff tax / global trade war / *no tariffs on Russia
• Crypto scams / Trump and Melania coins
• Pardons Silk Road creator and crypto crooks
• US boycotts/travel warnings/prolonged detainment
• Frozen NIH research grants and prevented federally funded scientists from traveling or talking about their work.
• Gutted USAID, wasting billions in aid and costing lives.
• Plans to cut funding to public media like NPR + PBS.
• Took over the Kennedy Center.
• Hangs mug shot in the White House.
• Let’s Elon’s kid put a booger on the Resolute Desk.
• Doge chainsaw to federal agencies with no DOD cuts and an actual increase in federal spending /mass “DEI firings.”
• Stops loans and programs like Farm to School.
• Invites dictators to the White House.
• Loss of 1st and 5th amendment rights/deporting for opinions/due process/deporting homegrown criminals.
• El Salvadoran detention camps/ Guantanamo Bay failure.
• Threatens loss of 14th Amendment — birthright citizenship.
• Threatens the 16th Amendment rights — Congress setting tax rules.
• Threatens the 19th Amendment — SAVE Act/women’s voting rights
• Threatens the 22nd Amendment — Third term.
• Weaponizes justice department/ Tesla vandalism = terrorism/January 6 revenge
• Wasted 30k real eggs on Easter.
• F-47 jet and proposals for his image on currency, Rushmore, and airport naming.
• Canceled Ebola prevention funding.
• Eliminates FDA regulations on food.
• Opens federal forests for logging and opens protected ocean space for fishing/drilling.
• White House = Tesla dealership.
• Golf trips EVERY weekend and some weekdays.
• Wastes millions attending Super Bowl, NASCAR, and UFC events.
• Trump Gaza/wants to create golden idols of himself.
• Attacks and sues private, state, and federal entities over constitutional rights/extortion.
• Attacks on trans, including troops.
• Attacks the independence of the FED.
• Gets rid of price caps on medicine like insulin.
• Reverses student loan forgiveness.
• Tries to reverse overdraft fee protection.
• Reverses climate legislation/guts EPA.
• Violation of the Separation of Powers/criminal contempt.
• Masked secret police are kidnapping people.
• Revoked citizenship for hundreds of thousands of refugees.
• Mass protests in all 50 states.
• Didn’t know about dead soldiers in Lithuania/golfed with Saudis instead of being there for dignified transfer of bodies.
• Didn’t release Epstein files.
• Says “these things happen” after the Florida school shooting.
• No ‘no tax on tips/overtime.’
• Brain worm autism theory/persons list.
• Fruit Loops made with real colors.
• A1 sauce secretary of education.
• Trump GOLD card for Russian oligarchs.
• Announces military parade for his birthday.
• ‘Got rid’ of paper straws.
• Made shower heads Great Again.
• Baby bonus/mommy medals.
• 100ft flag pole at the White House.
• So I’m not feeling great. Get this guy OUT.
All credit goes to u/Taylamade87.
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