But, anyone who is (unfortunately) aware of Trump’s existence knows that he’s kind of always talking about how hot (or not) he finds fellow politicians, friends, adversaries, and family members. He also has a storied history of harassing female reporters and women in general for their looks.
So, even though Trump saaaays he doesn’t care about looks, let’s take a look at these 16 instances when he’s commented on whether or not the people around him are cutie patooties:
1.
Zohran Mamdani: Not hot.
3.
Kamala Harris: Not hot.
4.
Joe Biden in 2023: Not hot.
5.
Joe Biden in 2025: Bangin’ bathing suit bod — hot.
7.
Himself before becoming president: “Hot as a pistol.” Whatever that means.
8.
Himself after becoming president: Hotter than ever, maybe?
9.
Barack Obama: In worse shape than Trump. Ergo, not hot?
12.
Military pilots: Hotter, taller versions of Tom Cruise.
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Prince William: Hot with a beard.
14.
Billionaires: Not hot.
15.
Jamie Raskin: Not hot.
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And finally, Arnold Palmer: HOTTTTTT!