21.
“I took a girl out to a decent restaurant after working a sixty hour week framing a commercial building.”
“When the bill came, it was close to two hundred dollars. I reached for my wallet, and she literally laughed and told me she usually only dates guys who make passive income, and that physical labour is for people who cannot do math. I put down exactly enough cash to cover my steak and my beer, stood up, and left her sitting there with the rest of the bill. My money is earned in sawdust and sweat, I am not wasting it on that kind of entitlement.”
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