I know, I know. You’re thinking, who the hell has time to look at 500 funny photos? Well, guess what, tough guy? YOU do. Because what would you do instead? Click over to the news to read about our wonderfully inspiring and hope-filled political situation? Make small talk with the people around you? (God, that sounds terrible, doesn’t it?) No, you want funny photos, and I’ve got them right here. So get scrolling! As my mom used to say at dinnertime, “You can’t leave the table until you’ve finished all your funny photos!”
So here — at great risk to my personal livelihood — are 500 (echo: 500…500…500) hilarious viral photos:
1.
First (out of 500, lol), this signed photo has a certification of authenticity, so it’s got to be real:
2.
This book editor really should think about dropping their middle initial:
3.
And — I’m sorry…did THEY say UNAVAILABLE?!
4.
This woman crocheted herself a boyfriend (I’m going to pretend her name is Joann and his is Michael):
5.
This music fan learned that they should not do things — like use their AirPods — while sleep deprived:
6.
And the IRL version of this dress doesn’t quite look like it does online (anyone else suddenly need to use the restroom?):
7.
This absolutely ripped Jesus looks ready to star in his own action movie franchise:
8.
This Halloween decoration of a skeleton that drank a little too much (or read the news) is just too funny:
9.
And ditto for these decorations outside a veterinary clinic:
10.
This person used a LITTLE too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door:
11.
This person tried to take a photo of a cute couple having a romantic dinner, but it didn’t turn out the breast, er, best:
12.
And this is about right, lol (cries in “parent”):
13.
This little girl getting a free hug from Satan is somehow hilariously wholesome:
14.
This truck has got to be the holiest of all semis:
15.
And I don’t smoke or watch Full House, but I will be ordering one of these:
16.
This person learned firsthand the old saying, “Life will lead you exactly where you should be”:
17.
This roommate started VTubing as a puppet (and now spends his days looking like this):
18.
And you can’t convince me these wasps didn’t know what they were doing:
19.
This coffee shop owner turned their matcha powder into the ultimate double take:
20.
This wife and her skincare mask startled her husband (and, let’s be real, us):
21.
And just HOW did this office end up with that number?
22.
This knucklehead somehow discovered AirPods could be XXX ready:
23.
This guy got a front row seat and everything:
24.
And I dunno about you, but I’d be leaning toward the paperback:
25.
This serial number is hilariously on-point:
26.
This dude’s day is not off to a good start:
27.
And the subject of this notice has no choice but to move to a new continent:
28.
This guy epically trolled his roommate Isaac when he had a girl over by putting this on his door:
29.
This is NOT a photo of a real-life muppet chilling on a bench:
30.
And I’m sorry, I’d have had to pull over laughing if I got stuck behind these two trucks:
31.
These water coolers look ready to walk down the aisle:
32.
This cat sneezed into a bowl of flour (and was NOT happy about it):
33.
And this guy’s first time using a Waterpik didn’t go so well:
34.
This dad sent the photo below to his kid with the instruction, “Post this to the internet”:
35.
This dad was convinced his future son was going to come out looking like a South Park character:
36.
And, look! A celebrity sighting! It’s Bert from Sesame Street:
37.
This concert goer only wanted her friend to take a cool picture of her from behind:
38.
This person responded to a wrong text about cake with, well, lots of cake:
39.
And this unlucky mom had her kid’s drone fly into her hair:
40.
This high school teacher has just about the worst name possible for teaching teenagers:
41.
This grandma worried her apartment was too cold, so she covered Jesus with a blanket:
42.
And get a load of this dickhead’s T-shirt:
43.
This guy said, “Look! I discovered how they make chicken nuggets!”:
44.
This swipe at Glen Powell, strangely enough, could be adapted into a pretty good children’s book:
Here’s a capybara for reference, LOL — hey, at least Glen is a handsome capybara turned human!
45.
And this air traveler blew up a big ol’ mattress and took a snooze right there at the gate:
46.
This prankster copies reviews of Chuck E. Cheese and reuses them word-for-word as reviews for strip clubs:
47.
This Elemental character — perhaps in need of a shot of penicillin — looks like her crotch is on fire:
48.
And this hilarious wrong text deserves a place in the “wrong text” hall of fame:
49.
These teammates really shouldn’t sit next to each other:
50.
This person thought they’d found the perfect apartment…until they saw this across the hall:
51.
And look, everybody! It’s the Big SaTURDay football show:
53.
Once a cop, always a cop:
54.
And I don’t know what’s going on with this seal-looking dog, but it sure is cute/funny:
55.
This 40-year-old guy’s friends celebrated his circumcision with a cake:
56.
This guy’s friends helped him celebrate his divorce:
57.
And this person renamed their internet network to send a message to their neighbor:
58.
This guy is too lazy for words:
59.
Ditto for this person:
60.
And this cafe was trying to start some drama:
61.
This woman got “cat-eye nails” and had to make sure they checked out:
62.
Is this one probably fake? Yes. Do I care? No.
63.
And this building in Toronto would make one hell of a location for a fertility clinic:
64.
This sign — meant for the kitchen – gives off a very different vibe in the bathroom:
65.
Speaking of vibes, this apartment resident clearly didn’t do a vibe check before putting up this door knocker:
“As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning…”
66.
And look, everybody! He’s back:
67.
Whoever painted this on the wall of a hostel has ISSUES:
68.
Yes, these mechanics are watching a YouTube tutorial:
69.
And this is one weird barista:
70.
This dad couldn’t pass up a dad joke in the wild:
71.
This woman tried her first ever edible, a pot brownie, and then — after declaring “it wasn’t shit” — had another one. An hour later, her boyfriend caught her reading this article, LOL:
72.
And this husband found a quick way to get out of having to make cookies with his wife:
73.
This person was excited about how cheap the scratching post they ordered was until it came:
74.
This boyfriend is OVER his girlfriend leaving her hair in the shower, so he did this:
75.
And — just in case you were worried — these donuts are boneless:
76.
This girlfriend was hilariously un-chill about not being engaged (and fair enough after almost nine years):
77.
This dog was sitting cool after sneaking some of their owner’s slushy:
78.
And here’s a heartwarming sign:
79.
This fast food staff didn’t want to hear it:
80.
This wrong text will amuse fans of The Office:
81.
And you have got to see this self portrait that a pigeon somehow pooped out:
82.
This mom made her son the most hilariously out-of-pocket cake for his bachelor party:
83.
This kid casually told his mom, “I think something bit my ear”:
84.
And this image of a dude vacuuming his lawn at night (for reasons known only to himself) is sending me:
85.
This delightfully weird kid tried to eat crackers through a mask:
86.
This is a real email a teacher had to send home:
87.
And God bless whoever posted this comparison online, LOL:
88.
This insult is a DIRECT hit, but I don’t care — I love this sleepy doggo:
89.
This city dweller REALLY wanted to celebrate the start of summer…despite not living anywhere near a beach:
90.
And only a bad person would laugh at this (so all of us, essentially):
91.
This decoration of Santa, his elves, and a reindeer proves that what happens in the North Pole stays in the North Pole:
92.
This test for grade schoolers had some cringey alternate spellings:
93.
And this Nintendo captcha…features a guy taking a leak:
94.
This children’s “Doctor” toy inexplicably features a couple guns:
95.
This “employees only” sign rightfully included the only acceptable exception:
96.
And this person tried to get their shuttlecock down using their Croc…and got it stuck, too:
97.
A little boy (oops) put this “Daddy Long Legs” sticker on his dad’s brace after his dad lost his foot in a motorcycle accident:
98.
This dude went to a new barber and came home with a gigantic 1/2” stripe cut into his head:
99.
And the people who ordered a cake with these instructions…got THIS cake in return:
100.
This was an unfortunate misunderstanding:
101.
This Australian clearly hates Halloween, the USA, and children, lol:
102.
And this gift a teacher received from a young student still learning English was well intentioned:
103.
This darkly humorous children’s book parody is way too accurate:
104.
This surprise left in the crawlspace by the old tenant is sure to scare the hell out of the new tenant:
105.
And this person thought they’d found a great deal online for a refrigerator that would fit this space, then had this show up:
106.
This driver, friends, is very angry:
107.
Someone hid this tiny, wooden F-word on an elevator:
108.
And this eggplant someone grew in their backyard is very interesting:
109.
This bar in Japan has a sign that’s hilariously honest about what they’re selling:
110.
This business’s door looks decidedly different when you lock it:
111.
And if you see what these poles on a bus look like, you are DEFINITELY going to hell:
112.
The author probably came up with this idea after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time:
113.
This author and illustrator should really think about only using her first name, like Cher or Beyoncé:
114.
And these fountains outside a mammogram imaging center were quite the choice:
115.
This person ordered a large spoon without realizing just how LARGE it was:
116.
I’m guessing a dad tacked this notice on the bulletin board:
117.
And this dad deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:
118.
This Goodwill came up with the perfect price for this Pi-shaped pizza cutter:
119.
Whoever made this sign is tired of having to tell people to turn around:
120.
And this photo should put at ease anyone who is afraid that AI is going to revolt and kill us all:
121.
This guy better marry this woman and fast:
122.
This guy DIY’d an air conditioning unit for his car:
123.
And this joke is dumb…in the best possible way:
124.
If you’ve been looking for a mole catcher (or a frog juggler, chicken whisperer, or squirrel matador) you’re in luck:
125.
This beach-side food stand had to lay down the law:
126.
And something tells me this dinosaur-loving 6-year-old saw mommy and daddy doing something they weren’t supposed to:
127.
I’m thinking this person bought their truck just so they could make this joke:
128.
These reviews on a business’s website tell a hilarious story:
129.
And I just ordered this shirt…in every color of the rainbow:
130.
This one is going to break hard across generational lines — you’ll either get it and laugh or be really, really confused:
131.
This teenage boy — cringe face — left a note explaining his crusty sock was not a “cum sock”:
132.
And this Japanese restaurant has a waxwork samurai standing at one of the urinals in the bathroom:
133.
This restaurant came up with a genius way to ensure they popped up first on Google searches:
134.
This person noticed their science book’s depiction of Uranus was…strangely accurate:
135.
And this smart ass got creative while running a bath:
136.
This person actually made this “house for sale” sign:
137.
And this dad joke is pretty good. Pretty, pretty good:
138.
This wife glanced at the screen and asked her husband, “How can the score be negative?!”:
139.
This person baked this cookie, then decided the poor feller was just too sad to eat:
140.
And this dad — tired of his family talking endlessly about Taylor Swift — put out a “Taylor Swift jar” (like a swear jar) requiring 25 cents for any TS mention:
141.
This Porsche driver had a good laugh about their vanity plate:
142.
This ticket cut off the movie title in a way that could inspire a slew of porno parodies:
143.
And this car owner said, “Oh, you think you got me because you put a boot on my car, do you? Mwahahaha!”
144.
This bar came up with a way to make 86’ing unruly patrons a sarcastic snap:
145.
This guy had it with his wife re-gifting bottles from his wine collection, so he did this to stop her:
146.
And this busy grocery worker devised a genius plan to not be bothered on Thanksgiving morning:
147.
This kid somehow got her hand stuck — like STUCK, STUCK — in a toilet:
148.
This parachutist accidentally landed in a monkey enclosure:
149.
And you have GOT to love these port-a-potty “settings”:
150.
This parent — after falling asleep on the couch — had their sneaky kid use their finger to sign up for THIS app:
151.
Talk about a gluteus MAX-imus.
152.
And this guy really didn’t think through his new trucking company’s name before ordering a truckload of merch:
153.
Along those lines, this food truck selling Jerk chicken should have tried a little harder when coming up with a name:
154.
This mom didn’t realize “NCST MOM” wouldn’t be read as “NICEST MOM”:
155.
And imagine coming across this scene:
156.
This woman got an uncomfortably specific receipt from the beauty parlor:
157.
This wife-to-be got hers and her fiancé’s initials on her nails for their wedding, and uh…:
158.
And this comment has me WHEEZING…LOL.
159.
This dad set this up and then told his kid to answer the front door (yes, the kid SCREAMED):
160.
This mascot slipped on a glass partition and took it right to the balls:
161.
And this person discovered an angry little chicken nugget in their value meal:
162.
This grandma spent all day making cookies for her family and refused to throw them out:
163.
This homeowner — after hitting their head one too many times on a low ceiling — put up this warning:
164.
And this shopper — after picking up this trio of embarrassing items — saw the self checkout was closed:
165.
This betrayed wife left a hilariously scathing review of the hotel her husband cheated on her at — using his account:
166.
This wiseass rearranged their roomie’s apps:
167.
And this job applicant submitted this as their ENTIRE résumé:
168.
This patient — when their doctor asked how their back felt — showed them THIS photo:
169.
This driver’s crash was a near bull’s eye:
170.
And this felt crafter attempted to make Piglet, lol:
171.
This person bought “rose” pattern bed sheets…that ended up looking like a murder scene:
172.
This mom came up with a genius plan to stop her son from playing too much Nintendo Switch:
173.
And this person ordered a special birthday cake that came with a hilarious mistake (I’m thinking the cake maker isn’t a Star Wars fan):
If you, like the cake maker, aren’t into Star Wars, here’s what it was supposed to be referencing:
174.
This guy really needs to remember to use sunscreen:
175.
This passenger got quite the confirmation number:
176.
And this mom worked really hard on this Harry Potter broom birthday cake, so no one tell her what it ACTUALLY looks like:
177.
This coworker was upset their cubicle mate left this banana on their desk for days, so…:
178.
This dad discovered THIS when his daughter said her vacuum cleaner was broken:
179.
And this guy wore a full-face respirator while mowing the lawn…and this T-shirt to let any confused neighbors know why:
180.
This fellow lawn mower keeps getting attacked by birds, so he now wears “protections”:
181.
This guy lives like this:
182.
And these parents put this note under a towel in their kids’ dirty-ass bathroom, but they never found it:
183.
Only a dad would give their kid this birthday gift:
184.
This person received a wrong text from a very confused soul:
185.
And imagine receiving this mortifying note:
186.
This poor guy tried to entertain himself by making some friends:
187.
This amateur chef put their cutting board in the dishwasher and…oops:
188.
And this dad got roasted hilariously by his daughter:
189.
This guy was stoked his brother got his favorite author to sign his book…until he saw his brother also got the author to insult him:
190.
This parent left the butt paste next to the toothpaste and their kid made a terrible, terrible mistake:
191.
And this ice cream truck driver should’ve bought a different brand of generator:
192.
This urgent care has a photo of House where a medical degree might go, ha:
193.
I will be trying to make these this weekend, FYI:
194.
And I’m dying at this girl’s very active dating life:
195.
This woman is like Jane Goodall but with Gen Z:
196.
As a parent I can confirm:
197.
And this person raises a good point (I will be staying far away from the Spohr Death House):
198.
May we all have this girl’s confidence:
199.
Something tells me this might be the way to a girl’s heart:
200.
And behold the power of three letters and a SpongeBob photo:
201.
I once dated a girl with a sister like this:
202.
Spotting a chihuahua in line at Taco Bell? That’s like getting a blessing from the Pope for fast food fanatics:
203.
And two things can be true at once — 1. this little girl did an awesome job making her own Jeopardy! board, and 2. she should have tried a little harder when coming up with categories:
204.
I don’t see what they’re complaining about:
205.
Damn, her boyfriend must be loaded:
206.
And — Wait, it’s not a Mario Kart reference?
207.
The really disturbing part? They weren’t even alcoholic drinks:
208.
I don’t like that brand of TP, I hear it can be pretty ruff:
209.
And A+ cat name. No notes:
210.
This kid read 50 books for their elementary school’s reading challenge, and then received this “reward”:
211.
Grammarly can be messy:
212.
And look, hep cats! It’s a jazzy and totally “with it” bible for Gen Z:
213.
I can’t stop laughing that this clown-hating person ended up at a restaurant where this kept popping up on the digital menu:
214.
This poor fast food manager, lol:
215.
And this boyfriend is in for a long night:
216.
You know what, squirrel? You go. I wouldn’t even be mad:
217.
This person is REALLY struggling to quit smoking:
218.
And this genius learned how to say “Hi!” in Mandarin:
219.
I guess Europeans pee differently than Americans! (This was taken by an American on a trip to Europe, ha.):
220.
This person just wanted to drive home, but this very intimidating kitty had other plans (RIP driver):
221.
And I think I know what my carry-on will be the next time I fly:
222.
This is why you put the seat back down, men:
223.
This letter from a 12-year-old girl to her dad is totally unhinged but kind of sweet:
224.
And this husband hates the “EAT” sign his wife put up in the kitchen so much…
…that he put THIS up in the bathroom, lol:
225.
This is the joke I’ve been waiting for my whole life:
226.
I’m guessing some wacky tabacky was involved here:
227.
And as someone with a film degree (what’d you expect? Us photo finders to have been pre-med?) this tracks:
228.
I think I’ve been to this bar, LOL:
229.
Capital One isn’t familiar with his game:
230.
And grandparents, man:
231.
This funny person — when their friend texted to ask if they got the raise — sent back this photo:
232.
This parent ordered their kid new shoes and — big sigh — they came like this:
233.
And look, I’m not often speechless, but you’re just going to have to read this treatise of 100% WTF-ness:
234.
‘Til death do you part, ha:
235.
This liberation taskforce had to take action on their co-worker, whose orchid was alarmingly wilted:
236.
And I remember reading something in the bible about these:
237.
“You want a little salad with your chicken, hon?”
238.
Behold! The ever-rare possum eclipse:
239.
And this is something I would have done:
240.
Oh, look! Someone as “off” the ball as me:
241.
This is one knock-off brand shirt I would wear proudly:
242.
And this is the most stunningly powerful argument for nuclear disarmament I have ever seen:
243.
This person repurposed a gift bag for a baby shower:
244.
This person ordered this license plate and 100% defeated the Commonwealth of Virginia:
245.
And I wish there was some way to get the tea about what went down with John, Jane, and Gerry:
246.
This worker at Jo-Ann’s wore a specially-made apron the week before the chain went out of business, and at this point they clearly DGAF:
247.
This T-shirt chose violence (which is not a sentence I expected to type today):
248.
And, with Halloween coming up, people are re-sharing this gem of DGAF-ness from last year:
249.
This freshly 21-year-old did the right thing (or maybe not, because what was the point after a whole freaking year?):
250.
This review of rollerblades is definitely….different (but hey, four people found it helpful, so…):
You made it half way! Good job! Now take this water and keep going! You can get to the end, I believe in you!
251.
And I applaud this masterpiece of sarcastic defiance posted over a school’s copy machine:
252.
Gotta love this mom who — after a fight with her daughter about being disrespectful and jobless — did THIS:
253.
Parents of kids in travel ball will 100% get this:
254.
And…sold? Really? SOLD?:
255.
Romance is everywhere if you look for it, lol:
256.
This thrift store find was surely found in the “classy” section:
257.
And, folks, we had a good run:
258.
This scammer needs to go back to scammer school:
259.
This young colt thinks “girlfriend shit” is easy, and maybe it is, but one day he will be called up to the big leagues (aka “wife shit”) and that is NOT so easy:
260.
And I don’t know who egged this guy on to do this, but I approve:
261.
This grandpa had his kids over when he learned that his smart TV keeps a record of his previous searches:
262.
These school girls learned there is a second purpose for traffic cones:
263.
And this cat owner learned that kitties and blinds don’t mix:
264.
This grandma is learning how to use email (sort of):
265.
This person learned that making their email address their business name (Mucky Pups) + their city name (Exmouth) wasn’t a good idea:
266.
And this worker at Fox learned that it’s best to reread your work before putting graphics onscreen:
267.
This restaurant worker learned the importance of proofreading:
268.
This person learning English took a course that was VERY thorough:
269.
And these parents learned what happens when you let your teenage twins decorate their own birthday cake:
270.
Imagine this American traveler’s face when they scanned down to the English translation:
271.
This wife learned never to leave her phone open around her husband:
272.
And this guy is still learning how to get over his ex:
273.
This person learned in a very painful way what these wipes are — and aren’t — for:
274.
This mom found these drawings by her 4-year-old and learned it might be time to stop getting dressed in front of her kid, LOL:
275.
And this mom learned that maybe, just maybe, she is on her phone too much:
276.
There is a good reason why two-story outhouses never caught on:
277.
This person learned how to perpendicular park, LOL:
278.
And this sign writer learned that phrasing is important:
279.
This fly swatter could give visitors to this person’s home the wrong idea about their sex life:
280.
This city shouldn’t have gone with the lowest bidder:
281.
And this person should think through their permanent life choices more:
282.
Some fast-food workers clearly are barely paying attention (I imagine they said something like, “Can I get a burger with a coconut shake and some ranch?”):
283.
This person drew this while waiting for their doctor to call them back — they’re 43 years old and have a graduate degree:
284.
And some (make that all) people should NEVER wash a wool sweater in hot water:
285.
This fake note — I’m guessin’ — didn’t fool anyone:
286.
This woman learned that lily pads aren’t as strong as they look:
287.
And the person who sent out this email is not fooling anyone either:
288.
This fifth-grader wrote a three-paragraph letter in the funniest/laziest way possible:
289.
This third-grader really, REALLY needs to learn their proverbs:
290.
And this person figured out the best way to get rid of your broken, old flatscreen TV (just bait some porch pirates):
291.
This kid is learning — slowly, LOL — to control his emotions:
292.
This middle-aged man’s mom finally found their stash book (and wasn’t be happy!):
293.
And this person tried to sneak a fart near this indoor air quality monitor at their friend’s house:
294.
This grandma learned that “Merry Christmas” can be rearranged into something, shall we say, less festive:
295.
This person learned firsthand the old chestnut, “ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer”:
296.
And this pub made it their mission to teach octogenarians to read the fine print:
297.
Ah, the local flora!:
298.
Not ALL products should be bought in bulk (unless you are really, really, REALLY irregular):
299.
And this husband — upon discovering this pile — realized his wife is her workplace’s official pen thief:
300.
The person responsible for this sign failed math:
301.
This sign speaks the TRUTH:
302.
And this is why men maybe shouldn’t write advice columns:
303.
This dog is obsessed with carrots, lol:
304.
This boss learned he should really lock his truck after this prank:
305.
And this sign-maker learned that different age groups need different messaging:
306.
Wow, this really works! Try it:
307.
This husband told his wife he got her a Gucci “hambag” (he’s lucky she didn’t divorce him):
308.
This wife had quite the answer to “How many sexual partners have you had?”:
309.
And this smartass left this gift in the crawlspace for the new owners of his house to find (why is this becoming a trend, lol?):
310.
This employee put this masterpiece over their boss’s desk (and if you’re too young to get it, watch The Silence of the Lambs):
311.
This amputee got the perfect tattoo:
312.
And this cheeky person got this one:
313.
This guy couldn’t just eat this pear slice without showing it off:
314.
The owner of this truck thought, “You know what would be funny?”:
315.
And these kids pulled a “starter-level” prank on their dad, lol:
316.
This sign is way more delightful than it has any right to be:
317.
This grandma brings extra bacon from home to add to her BLT:
318.
And this garbage truck driver definitely has a sarcastic streak:
319.
The people who make this pickle-flavored dough 100% know what they’re doing:
320.
This guy, after passing a bottle of Rumple Minze back and forth with his buddy for years, pulled the ultimate move and sneaked it back in a birthday cake:
321.
And this wiseguy couldn’t just give his router a normal name:
322.
This restaurant owner HAD it with people complaining there was no T.P. in the bathroom:
323.
These pranksters in Glasgow vandalized this advert for the “Big Arch” burger:
324.
And the owners of this nursery were surprisingly sarcastic:
325.
This person made quite the flyer (I’m not sure if they’re sincere or joking, lol):
326.
This pain in management’s ass found a way around their stupid rules:
327.
And this Monty Python fan knew what to do when they got a scratch on their car:
328.
This smartass went out this door to cancel their gym membership the easy way:
329.
This person couldn’t afford a fancy bidet, but didn’t let that stop them:
330.
And this struggling math student tried — and failed — to use Jesus to pass a test:
331.
This person didn’t want people to know he was driving one of Elon’s Cybertrucks:
332.
This person didn’t have a fly swatter, so they let their pet gecko eat the flies buzzing about:
333.
And this kid found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window:
334.
This restaurant found a way to A) let kids eat free, and B) not lose a dime:
335.
This prankster put a couple layers of polish on one of their coworker’s boots every day he was on vacation…and left the other boot totally as is:
336.
And this grocery stocker knew exactly what they were doing:
337.
Ian tricked his wife into hanging a stocking for their new pup, Nala, so that when lined up they spelled…:
338.
And this guy — when a kid tossed rocks at his house and then took off running, forgetting his scooter — got revenge:
339.
This person — upon finding the store totally out of Christmas bags — improvised:
340.
This person got tired of answering the same question on job interviews, so they printed up this card to hand out when asked their greatest strength:
341.
And these movie theater employees absolutely knew what they were doing when they put this standee here:
342.
This person accidentally bought a card for a fifth birthday instead of 35th…and improvised:
343.
This care package for a coworker who dropped a part on his foot and broke it is just too funny:
344.
And Katie was given an offer she couldn’t refuse, but found a way to anyway:
345.
I think I’d like to be friends with the person who posted this online with the caption, “Finally saw my first Cybertruck!”:
346.
This guy, meanwhile, magically sweats in XXX:
347.
And this isn’t a theory…it’s a FACT:
348.
“Hey, grandma? Remember when you said you’d stitch me something to put on the wall? Well, I have an idea…”:
349.
This is just about the worst name possible for teaching kids:
350.
And this matchup in a minor league baseball game proves ANYTHING can happen:
351.
These tires, it seems, are very happy it’s snowing:
352.
This London pub took a swipe at us Americans, and all I can say is…fair:
353.
And I really can’t think of a worse name for working at an Apple Store (worse than Mr. Butt? Maybe!):
354.
These first-time parents have got their hands full:
355.
This Christmas pillow doubles as A+ Valentine’s Day decor:
356.
And the driver of this big truck is refreshingly honest:
357.
This driver is equally as funny:
358.
This Indian restaurant has HAD it with basic eaters (like me, I guess, because I love Butter Chicken! I also love Pad Thai at Thai restaurants…like I said, basic):
359.
And this Instacart shopper seems fed up, but he’s not — it’s just that his first name is Jesus and his last name starts with an “I”:
360.
Some smart-ass put up this sign out in Amish country:
361.
I’m tempting the heavens to hit me with a thunderbolt by showing you this:
362.
And this church had their billboard message get changed around, LOL:
363.
Speaking of funny — check out this soap for sale:
364.
I would die of embarrassment if I saw this on my phone after lovemaking, like this enthusiastic woman did:
365.
And the waitress who wrote these messages seems to have liked one customer more than the other:
366.
This person added an unsettling image to the coffee maker:
367.
This sign makes a very valid — albeit harsh — point:
368.
And this is why it’s so important to do research when writing:
369.
I detect no lies with this sign:
370.
This sign made me go “I can’t believe someone wrote that on a piece of paper and posted it!”:
371.
And I love all of these preschoolers’ answers, but I REALLY love Leah’s:
372.
These delivery instructions for an Amazon driver have to be read to be believed:
373.
Arby’s needs to get this sign fixed, like, yesterday:
374.
And this bit of graffiti really makes you think:
375.
This actually makes sense, LOL:
376.
This woman tried — and failed — to add an item to her shopping list:
377.
And, it seems, there was a meetup of people named Ryan:
378.
It seems this family REALLY doesn’t want anyone messing with their chair:
379.
This wife is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she went a little overboard:
380.
And this is the sign a gym puts out when the janitor cleans the woman’s bathroom:
381.
This shoe store employee used rubber boots to create this, and if you ask me it was time well spent:
382.
Whoever is responsible for this wrote the most accurate fortune possible:
383.
And this guy was having a slow day at the warehouse so he decided to see how many milk crates he could stack:
384.
This “rat ate the cake” cake is just too funny:
385.
This license plate (NOT a vanity plate) that some poor driver was issued has me cackling like a junior high student:
386.
And the wife seen here (or NOT seen here) is basically camouflage:
387.
This grandma mistaking her iPad for a cutting board is just wild:
388.
Kudos to this seagull for successfully swiping a sandwich:
389.
And this fish pulled off the most epic photobomb in the history of aquatic life:
390.
This salt someone found in their grandma’s cupboard — that expired in 1965! — is wild:
391.
This eye doctor’s bathroom has a hilariously on-point sign:
392.
And this bathroom has helpful notes on the door lock:
393.
This bathroom has a pogo-plunger for those REALLY backed up toilets, LOLOLOLOL:
394.
This is not two people sticking their butts together…but hands holding soil:
395.
And this Republican’s name is just a little too on the nose:
396.
This employee really, REALLY hates that her company’s name tags only use an initial for the last name:
397.
Dutch is a magical language that this dumb American has no hope of EVER learning:
398.
And this unintentionally pornographic pumpkin was made by a mom who tried to glue vampire teeth onto it:
399.
This person’s flight also sounds unintentionally pornographic:
400.
Someone, I imagine, was pretty proud of themselves for this:
401.
And this pun-tastic comment gets an A+ from me:
402.
Oh man! Imagine getting into this cabbie’s car…yikes:
403.
Alternatively, you could get a ride from this very sassy grandma Lyft driver (who drives with a parrot):
404.
And this is a present from a husband to his plant-loving wife…but he should have looked a little closer at it:
405.
These punsters need to get a room:
406.
As do these two live ones:
407.
And this pharmacy technician decided to work smarter (sort of), not harder:
408.
These friends came up with a very effective way to keep their drunk pal from driving home:
409.
This doggie dad took extreme measures to trick his dog into taking his medication:
410.
And this coworker thought they were pulling one over on everyone by making their initials look like a penis:
411.
These classmates teamed up to pull this hilarious prank:
412.
This kitsch-hating landlord slipped this language into the lease agreement:
413.
And this person came up with a clever way to avoid having to constantly discuss their accident:
414.
This wait person found a novel way to deal with annoying customers:
415.
This Amazon guy thought he’d outsmarted any porch bandits by hiding his delivery under the mat:
416.
And this sign maker had a sneaky plan to get you to read it:
417.
This person found a brilliant way to guilt people into letting them merge:
418.
This driver devised an impressively clever way to cover up a cracked windshield:
419.
And this person made their McDonald’s order via playlist:
420.
This person had a clever way to strike back at the mystery coworker who kept stealing their lunch:
421.
This cat owner found a way to keep their kitty in tip-top shape:
422.
And this coworker found a subtle way to tell the busboys what they thought of them:
423.
This homeowner — when they needed to spray their new kitchen cabinets — preempted anyone from thinking anything illegal was going down:
424.
This sneaky kid told her dad they “only had a little milk left in the fridge”:
425.
And this very prim and proper grandma found a way to read slightly saucy books — by replacing the swears:
426.
This wife found a way to make her husband’s jokey birthday request for “cocaine and hookers” come true:
427.
This husband tried to get crafty by subbing fishies for breadcrumbs, and it, uh, turned out like this:
428.
And this blinds installer found a genius way to get everyone to notice their business on the road:
429.
This wife didn’t have much faith that her husband could feed their kids by himself, so she took extra measures:
430.
This Disney fan thought they were slick when they ordered a vanity plate that read (in abbreviated fashion) Maleficent, but, uh…:
431.
And this bathroom has “MEN” written on the outside of the door, but “WOMEN” (spelled backwards) on the inside in order to trick guys into thinking they went into the wrong bathroom:
432.
This Indian restaurant’s bathrooms have cheeky Taj Mahal-esque signs on their doors:
433.
This soccer player pulled his own card on the ref:
434.
And this homeowner decided to give a big FU to planes flying overhead, so she requested that a penis be put on her roof when she had it redone:
435.
This Taylor Swift fan — after calling in sick from work to go see The Eras Tour — figured out how to be interviewed on TV without getting caught:
436.
This store really thought they’d tapped into how to appeal to dads:
437.
And this wife — after her hubby gave her his Xenomorph figurine from the Alien franchise — wasted no time in making it her own:
438.
This father and daughter dance down the street each day in perfect sync:
439.
This wife from Europe tried — really tried — to make her American husband his beloved peanut butter and jelly:
440.
And this 5-year-old boy is as quick to anger as he is to regretting said anger:
441.
I love this adorable exchange between a would-be lothario and a married woman:
442.
This baker couldn’t help but feel bad for how sad this cookie looks (but not so sad that they didn’t eat it):
443.
And this dessert eater couldn’t help but notice his scoop of ice cream looked especially concerned:
444.
This father and son combo got the snow off their car STAT (who needs a snow brush when you’ve got a kid?):
445.
This kid came up with a surprisingly genius bit of subterfuge while playing hide-and-seek:
446.
And dig this Shakespeare-loving funny person at a warehouse:
447.
This boyfriend bought a shower curtain that seriously annoyed his girlfriend:
448.
This Brazilian man and sloth met after the man accidentally left his car window open overnight:
449.
And this husband got his birthdate-challenged wife the perfect cake:
450.
This wife presented her husband with these golden tickets on his birthday:
451.
This truck driver loves a good pun:
452.
And this kid’s writing might be a little too casual (check out her third step):
453.
This ritzy dog is living their best life:
454.
This more working class pup enjoys traveling just the same:
455.
And this restaurant really understands kids, LOL:
456.
This turtle isn’t afraid to give their pal the goat a lift:
457.
This uncourteous airplane traveler acts like they were born (almost) yesterday:
458.
And this pregnant wife plotted to jump out and scare her spouse — but didn’t realize her bump gave her away:
459.
This little girl and her mom came up with the most amazing “crazy hair day” do of all time:
460.
This hilariously awesome grandma made these before she died, to be given out at her funeral:
461.
And this person dreamed up this eye patch for their adorable kitty to wear:
462.
These strips of bacon looks like a group of seahorses:
463.
This lovely lady at an Apple demo couldn’t have, uh, fit in any better:
464.
And I cannot tell you the odds of how this possibly happened:
465.
This double gravestone is…awkward:
466.
This juxtaposition of documentaries is hilariously dark:
467.
And this very concerned mom has had this not at ALLLLL dated newspaper clipping pinned to her cork board for the last 15 years:
468.
These lawyers’ billboard parodying Will Ferrell’s Step Brothers is so awesome, I would hire them to represent me in literally anything:
469.
This cute kid wants everyone to know his pawpaw watches a LOT of television:
470.
And you gotta love this guy who — when his parents asked him to build a snowman for the grandkids — made this monstrosity:
471.
When a 25-year-old showed his parents this meme…
…they threw him THIS birthday party when he turned 26:
472.
This kid’s Christmas list is the definition of shoot for the stars:
473.
And this kid’s list is every bit as extravagant (“Rolex black watch” LOL):
474.
These dads epically trolled their daughters by imitating their photo session:
475.
This person hilariously owns anyone who drives behind them:
476.
And this wife somehow managed to make her husband laugh after his identity was stolen:
477.
These school-aged Mets fans brought a script of insults to yell at Yankees’ great Aaron Judge:
478.
The hotel staff at Legoland actually honored this guest’s request to have a photo of John Goodman by his bed:
479.
And housekeeping and this guest got into a “towel folding” battle — housekeeping left the guest a towel elephant, so he replied with a towel monkey; housekeeping then responded with a towel puppy, and the guest ended things with that fine fellow on the couch)
480.
Whoever at the fire marshal’s office came up with this sign should consider a career in comedy:
481.
This dad found a certainly not mom-approved way to transport his sleepy kid through the airport:
482.
And this store worker chose the perfect mannequin to put this tank top on:
483.
This teacher got unflinchingly real with potential car thieves:
484.
This wife made a hilarious addition to the scientific paper her spouse was trying to read:
485.
And this dad saw these googly eyes and did what he had to do:
486.
This mom — after someone stole the zucchini she was growing in the community garden — honored her loss:
487.
This dad baked his kids “cat butt” cookies:
488.
And this person was mad their roommate bought a Keurig when they already had a coffee pot…so they did this (Yes, those are coffee beans on strike! Their signs read: “Not My Coffee Pot!” “No Way!” and “Jobs!”):
489.
There’s only one word that comes to mind after reading this response…OOF:
490.
Whoever wrote the description on this T-bone steak is a born comedian:
491.
And this person has a point:
492.
If you read this guy’s T-shirt and think what’s the other one?, try reading it again:
493.
This funny guy has a T-shirt that doubles as a dad joke:
494.
And this person learned that a towel and some makeup were enough to anthropomorphize their washing machine:
495.
This couple leaves sweet (and NSFW) messages for each other:
497.
This person decorated their birth control case and…wow, lol:
498.
This woman named April ordered a coffee and got the most hilariously wrong name possible:
499.
This chair in a delivery room has SEEN some things:
500.
And this woman’s search history from a girl’s trip to Sedona tells an entire three-act story:
There! 500! I know I said I would stop at 500, but I can’t stop now! I gotta keep going! To 1,000! Who’s with me? Let’s go!!!
501.
This Airbnb host clearly does NOT want to hear it:
502.
This photo perfectly captures what it’s like talking to a teenager:
503.
And this exhausted little girl decompressing after her birthday party is hilariously relatable:
504.
The Star Wars fan who got this Lego set did what Star Wars fans are gonna do:
505.
Whoever is posting these fake messages around IKEA is going to hell…a very funny hell:
506.
So is whoever posted this gross (but funny) sticker:
507.
And this spilled tea has quite the attitude:
Actually, you know what, guys?
I think I’m going to call it here. Hope you got a laugh or two along the way!
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