I searched “Florida” on Getty Images, and this was the most recent Florida photo they had. It’s captioned: “A squirrel eats a piece of fruit in a public park in Orlando, Florida. Squirrels play an important role in forest regeneration by burying nuts and seeds that often grow into new trees.”
Based on that, you might think Florida sounds like a very calm, tranquil, and frankly boring place. But Florida’s reality is, let’s just say, a little more interesting!
So here are 50 photos from Florida that are more interesting than the squirrel photo:
1.
Nothing to see here, just some Florida man walking his pet alligator through a grocery store:
2.
Here’s a Florida man wearing his favorite T-shirt:
3.
And here’s another Florida man wearing his favorite T-shirt (bet you he doesn’t understand why his daughter isn’t visiting for the holidays):
4.
Don’t worry, ladies! Florida has some clothes with questionable text for you too:
5.
Here’s a dude ordering a drink at the bar…while urinating on the floor:
6.
Here’s another gentleman urinating in public (this time on an alligator):
7.
And here’s a gentleman trying (unsuccessfully) to evade police by riding on the back of a UPS truck:
8.
Imagine visiting Florida and seeing this boat (you’d be like, “Alright, kids! Back to the airport!”):
9.
The first word that comes to mind when looking at this one is NOT “classy”:
10.
Here’s — checks notes — a Confederate Spider-Man in Key West, Florida:
11.
And here’s another Spider-Man robbing a liquor store:
12.
Let’s see…here’s a little old lady riding in the back of a truck bed:
13.
And here’s a woman holding a grandfather clock in place while doing 60 on the freeway (What exactly does she think will happen if the driver hits the brakes?):
14.
Here’s a judge using VR glasses during a court case (one of them fancy Florida lawyers made a video of what the alleged crime might’ve looked like):
15.
Here’s a police officer who was, uh, looking at something else:
16.
And here’s the complaint against a Florida man who tried to pay for sex at a strip club, then called police to complain when he was refused (An excerpt: “THE DEFENDANT OBTAINED A PRIVATE ROOM AND REQUESTED SEX FROM A STAFF MEMBER. WHEN DENIED SAID ACTS, THE DEFENDANT CALLED 911 FOR ASSISTANCE.”):
17.
Here’s a Florida couple that lets their dog onto the table at restaurants to help them finish their meal (big portions in Florida, I guess):
18.
And wowza, steak prices in Florida are absolutely wild:
20.
This Florida man was stealing Smokey the Bear signs at state parks and selling them on Facebook Marketplace, so when he was arrested, someone thought it’d be good for Smokey to be there:
21.
And this person proudly put a “Cousins by blood, lovers by choice” decal on the back of their car:
22.
I’d never heard of Florida’s “lovebugs” before making this post and — ugh — I wish I still hadn’t:
23.
Here another fine gentleman helps himself to the hot bar:
24.
This family really loves guns:
25.
And this Florida man is totally well-meaning and not creepy at all:
26.
Here some young ladies enjoy spring break in Miami Beach:
27.
This bathroom tank is zip-tied to stop people from A) hiding drugs and needles, and B) depositing an “upper decker,” aka going #2 in the tank):
28.
And I wonder if these people protesting Disney World are friends with the Trump Nazis on the boat:
29.
Here’s a good sir making a purchase at the Circle K while covered in blood:
30.
Here a man hangs off a truck as it rolls down the road:
31.
And this truck has a stripper pole on the back:
32.
Here’s a man with a lovely T-shirt for a family get-together:
33.
This man has an equally lovely shirt to grab some groceries:
34.
And this sign at a pub has an urgent request:
35.
This guy took up shop at a Panera, working very seriously on something while consuming water and a bagel from home:
36.
This person is all about unity and bringing the country together:
37.
And this person just really, really hates Karen:
38.
This is an actual RV somewhere on the road in Florida:
39.
This is an actual trailer on the road:
40.
And these are actual rims on the road in Florida:
41.
This young woman at a convention in Orlando is holding up a two-sided sign (side one: “I’ll step on you for $5,” side two: “$20 for me to sit on you”):
42.
This store felt the need to put up this sign:
43.
And the yard of this quaint home is decorated with booze bottles:
44.
This store wants you to know there are no refunds:
45.
This store is trying to institute a policy that I don’t think is enforceable:
46.
And this arcade put up a sign banning sex in stalls:
47.
This person was so uncomfortable driving a vehicle with NY plates that they did this:
48.
This truck is trashy on multiple levels:
49.
This guy dumped 500 pounds (!) of trash on the side of the road:
50.
And this sign somewhere in Florida will leave you slack-jawed:
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