Donald Trump randomly addressed the nation on Wednesday night.
In the 18-minute speech, he basically said, “America is the greatest, everything is tremendous, the economy is booming, none of this is my fault, and if you think otherwise, you’re fake news!!!!”
Naturally, people were like “uhhh” about it all. Here are the funniest responses about the whole thing:
1.
“Sums it up, pretty much.”
3.
“Donald Trump’s response to Susie Wiles saying he has an alcoholic’s personality was to give a rambling, incoherent & belligerent speech to the nation.”
4.
“This is an ‘I’m still here’ speech, which is a strange thing for a president to be delivering a year into their term.”
5.
“Was their intention to show us he can still stand or what.”
6.
“My fellow Americans, tonight I am here to say the same things I’ve been saying every day, except faster and louder.”
7.
“This speech will not resonate with human beings.”
8.
“If this were a bar in Queens, the bartender would shut him off and tell him he has to go home.”
9.
“I’m calling it. The speechwriters over at SNL have made the decision. Trump‘s speech will be the cold open on Saturday.”
10.
“The tone of this speech doesn’t quite match the festive background.”
11.
“The reviews are not good for Trump’s Fireside Shat…”
12.
“…that was it? Just… Truth Social rants out loud?”
13.
“The big winners from Trump’s speech to the nation were the people who didn’t watch it.”
14.
“Whatever that speech was intended to accomplish, I regret to inform the White House that it did not.”
15.
“That speech could have just been one of his weird tweets.”
16.
“WHY IS GRANDPA YELLING?”
17.
“Many are saying that was a better speech than the Gettysburg Address.”
18.
“We’re watching a live panic attack.”
19.
““EVERYTHING IS GREAT, AND IT’S ALL BIDEN’S FAULT,” he yelled.”
20.
“This speech is for an audience of one, who also happens to be the person giving it.”
21.
“All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.”
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