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The person whose delivery driver, while enthusiastic, left a bit to be desired:
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The person who has a golden opportunity to make the world’s largest pizza pie:
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The person whose cake instructions got taken a bit too literally:
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The person who had a Looney Tunes scenario happen to them:
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The person who met some ants with expensive taste:
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The person whose drink got a little extra spice in it at the ballgame:
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The person who made some delicious, well-done cookies:
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The person whose pillow got spaghettified:
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The person who got a note from their neighbor you never want to get:
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The person who gave their bathroom a nice, deep red dye:
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The person whose garage got delivered a dent:
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The person who just invented a new way to tie-dye:
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The person who better get to slurpin’:
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The person who just might want to bust out the flamethrower on their car:
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The person whose kitchen just turned into a foam rager:
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The person whose charger almost blew up their house:
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The person who is now seeing their front tooth the way the rest of the world sees it:
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The person who’s going to be sneezing until the cows come home:
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The person who now holds the power to eternal life:
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The person who is living next to the brightest point on Earth:
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The person who is about to have a very fun few days:
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The person whose backpack is going to be perpetually sticky:
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And the person whose pink toe got absolutely no respect: