Depressed

15. “Besides the ‘obvious’ tells — sleeping too much, lack of hygiene, disinterest — I have a peculiar, particular tell of my own: I am dangerously, darkly depressed if I eat Baskin Robbin’s pink bubblegum flavored ice cream.” “I don’t know what that’s about — dopamine-seeking sugar, whimsy, etc. — but it’s been enough of a…