Ok, I’ve got a (lit’rally) wild one for you about a raccoon breaking into a liquor store, trashing the place, going on a bender, and blacking out.
Well, it happened, and the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter released two pictures of the ordeal:
And here’s the raccoon passed out next to the toilet:
According to WWBT, the raccoon was taken to a shelter for a few hours of rest (it was totally okay) before it was released back into the wild.
As this person said, “I mean, passing out near the toilet is a very honest & reasonable drunk reaction.”