“She Found Out Her Husband Was Also Her Biological Brother” – 17 Bizarre Reasons People Broke Up Or Got Divorced

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“She said he ‘chewed wrong’. Not loudly, not with his mouth open just… wrong. I still don’t know what that means, but apparently it was divorce-worthy”

–FairyFrosttyy

“My husband does this and we eat separately because I can’t stand it. My mother-in-law and mother-in-law divorced for unrelated reasons but FIL laments both kids picked up on MIL’s chewing habits because it drives him mad too.

How can close mouthed chewing be wrong you ask?

They unhinge their jaws as wide as they can while keeping lips sealed, flood their mouths with saliva, and slosh.

They can be heard from a completely separate floor if I don’t shut the doors when I go upstairs.

It’s like a washing machine masticating an entire pallet of soapy slapping clothes.

I had no idea you could make multiple different smacking sounds per chew as different foods hit your cheeks and teeth at different times, all rattling about in an ocean worth of saliva.”

–Hereibe