ICYMI, there was a war on milk that has now come to an end, apparently.
Recently, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the US Secretary of Health and Human Services, and Donald Trump have been posting and talking a lot about protein. Specifically, that it’s “back.” (Even though nobody was aware that milk was ever on the outs, but okie dokie. <3)
Honestly, everyone is confused about the Trump administration’s recent obsession with whole (not hole) milk.
But, RFK Jr.’s latest pro-milk post is…well, you just have to see it for yourself.
This seemingly AI video features him taking a juicy slurp from a glass of whole milk, which then transports him to the club. The caption is, “when you take that first sip of whole milk.”
He and his milk mustache then boogie a little.
Obviously, everyone was weirded out by this. “wtf is this,” one person tweeted.
“These guys are fucking weird!”
“the boys was a documentary.”
(For reference, in The Boys, Homelander, leader of The Seven, has a, uh, fascination with milk and really likes to drink it.)
“Does anybody get this milk thing that’s going on? Like who’s against whole milk? Is that actually a thing?”
“Can anyone explain to me why they’re now fetishizing whole milk?”
“Someone with a brain has to figure out how to stop government accounts from posting AI slop because this is getting out of hand. Absolutely humiliating look for America.”
And, finally: “Nobody predicted that the darkest era of American politics would be this unbelievably cringe.”
What do you think? Are you craving a big ole glass of whole milk and a jaunt in the club now? Let us know in the comments.