Ranking The “Final Destination Bloodlines” Deaths From Worst To Best

Crystal: IDK why I expected Stefani and Charlie to make it out of this alive. I mean, not EVERYONE dies at the end of every Final Destination film, but certainly, no one cheats death in the long run. So, in that sense, this was kind of surprising. And I did find it funny that, in the end, they were killed by logs. 6/10

Darren: Hilarious. I laughed so hard at the guy nonchalantly telling Stefani, “Well, you didn’t technically die…” and me thinking, I know. They’re not the “cherry on top” deaths that we deserved, but it’s still good cartoonish fun. 6.5/10

“Holy Shit!!!” Level: 6.25/10