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“I was really young, probably about 22. I went to a buddy of mine’s house. He, his wife, and his kids live there, but it was with his mom who had what they called an ‘open house.’ Friends can come and go as they please, stay whenever they need to.”
“Well everybody was gone, or so I thought, so I opened up a bottle of Jim Beam and started drinking at the dining room table. This guy’s mom was hot, like really stinking hot, like Chandler’s mom from American Pie hot. Well, she comes downstairs and sees me drinking alone. Asks me why I’m drinking alone, and I’m like, ‘Well, nobody else is here.’ She says it’s a shame. Now, important note: She had been sober for over 13 years at this point and in recovery. Well, she broke that 13-year sobriety and killed that bottle with me. I was mostly gay at the time but still slightly bisexual. One thing led to another, and basically, I ended up having some of the best sex of my life.”
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