When the trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth first dropped, people (especially me) couldn’t stop talking about the seemingly seductive “optical support” of Dr. Henry Loomis.
If you’ve got even a tiny taste of Jonathan on the Jurassic World Rebirth press tour, you’ll notice that he’s really embraced his spectacled sex appeal.
Before the Jimmy-of-it-all, on Jun. 17, when Entertainment Tonight asked Jonathan what he thinks of the fans’ reaction to his “slutty little glasses,” he coyly responded, “Slutty little glasses? Are you allowed to say the ‘S’ word?” Before crediting internet personality Blakely Thorton for coining the term. “I’m thrilled that people are…they’re having a hormonal explosion linked to optical support. But, I think, yeah, glasses can go a long way. So, let’s have the summer of slutty little glasses.”
Jonathan said what — Hello? 911, I would like to report a crime.
Before the internet could pick our jaws off the floor, Jimmy and Jonathan decided to both recreate the “slutty little glasses” reveal from the movie.
Of course, Jonathan and Jimmy couldn’t refrain from being silly and locked eyes once they looked over their shoulders.
Jonathan did a flirty lip bite, and their faces grew closer because he clearly doesn’t understand how fragile his fandom can be.
Then Jonathan and Jimmy leaned in like they were going to kiss. But, of course, they didn’t!
And that didn’t matter. Pretending to kiss is enough to throw the internet into complete chaos, and if you thought Jonathan’s “little glasses” were wild, thanks to Jimmy’s antics, two pairs of “little glasses” about to kiss might cause a cataclysmic event.
Here’s how the internet justifiably reacted:
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