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“I went to what I can only describe as a redneck wedding a few years ago. Groom was 24, his bride-to-be was like 42 with two kids over the age of 18. So, a weird dynamic to begin with. The ceremony was at a public park under a gazebo, the groom’s parents were visibly not down with the wedding, it was hot as fuck and there was enough food for maybe 30% of the guests.”
“We were told the reception was at the local Elk’sLodge, which, while not very extravagant, at least had a bar and reception hall. Those were not rented out, however, just the pool. So you had the usual very old very intoxicated clientele of a rural southern Elk’s Lodge who were doing their thing, and then four people (bride, groom, and two of their friends) down in the pool all passing around a bottle of Jack. I left immediately, and they got divorced six months later.”
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