People Are Sharing The Truly Dumbest Way They’ve Hurt Themselves, Because We All Need A Little Laugh

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“My stupid incident was a re-injury. I had the palm of my hand stitched up from slicing it open early in the day. It was about a three inch vertical cut, something like 15 stitches inside and out.”

“Anyways, it’s all wrapped up and I’m eating waffles, chillin’. I always close the syrup bottle the same way, slamming it shut with the palm of my hand… So I close the bottle with unnecessary force with the palm of my hand. Passed out cold. Then back to the hospital to fix the damage I’d done.”

–Turbulent_Notice7250