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“I received some gossip that a line cook (let’s call her Shelley) got promoted to supervisor due to a not-so-covert relationship with the executive chef.”
“One day, this lady working the salad station found out her daughter was getting her hours cut and sent home early since it was a slow day. Well, she went straight to the executive chef, and in front of half the staff she said: ‘Why aren’t you sending Shelley home? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING HER IN THE PUSSY?’ To which the chef told her to fuck off. This started a very lively and highly entertaining screaming match.
I also watched a guy complain about a headache, reach into his pocket and pop a pill. I asked him if it was an Advil, and he said ‘nah, it’s Molly’. I really wish he was joking.”
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