5.
“Back around 2006-ish, some friends and I went to a matinee movie in Jacksonville. We come out of the movie into the super bright afternoon Florida sun, and there is a guy yelling for help who is chasing an ostrich around the parking lot. We jump in and help him. He is trying to get this ostrich into the back of a van thing. We even got other people to help us. The cops show up for some reason.”
“I dunno, a bunch of people chasing an ostrich in a parking lot is unusual or something. The guy we were ‘helping’ is nowhere to be found all of a sudden. At some point, a guy in a cow costume joined us, by the way.
Eventually, the ostrich is captured by legit animal control and taken away. We find out the van was just another patron at the movies who had no clue about anything and had just left his van unlocked.
The cops questioned us a bit, but we were clueless and had no answers, so we all just left eventually.
Where did the ostrich come from? I do not know. Why was the guy trying to put it in someone’s van? I do not know. Why does Tarzan not have a beard? I do not know.”
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