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“How much I have come to hate people and losing my polite filter in the process. ‘Yes, let’s take up an entire busy sidewalk like a fucking idiot.’ Or the time a lady who cut me off and almost hit me in the parking lot while driving the wrong way stood at my window waiting for me to get out of my car to tell me I should have stopped and let her go. I shoo’d her away like a fly and said: ‘Lady, go bother your husband with your dramatics, if he hasn’t left you yet. Get outta my face and learn to drive.’ Like I know I will get my ass beat one day but I don’t give a fuck.”

DandyasaDandelion

“This is what I tell people now. If I’m not getting paid, I don’t have to be nice to you.”

jekyllcorvus


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