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People Are Sharing The Funniest Excuse They’ve Heard Someone Make To Get Out Of Work


“Someone I know called in saying they couldn’t come to work because their reflection looked ‘judgy’ that morning, and they needed a mental health day to ‘repair their relationship with the mirror.’ I have no idea if it worked, but I respect the creativity.”

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