People Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They’ve Heard A Coworker Say, And I’m Geniunely Concerned

We all say cringey stuff every now and then, but some people really take this to an extreme. If you’ve ever worked in an office (or anywhere, really), chances are, you’ve heard coworkers say some pretty ridiculous things. A few months ago, Reddit user NightStar79 asked, “What’s the dumbest thing you have ever heard a coworker say?” Welp, people definitelyyy did not hold back on this one. Here are some of the dumbest, most ridiculous, and utterly nonsensical statements that workers have had the displeasure of hearing from their colleagues:

Note: Some of these responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.