7.
“Counting back change.”
“One time fairly recently, I was at a drive-thru and my total was something like $15.05. I handed the kid a $20 and a nickel that I had dug out of my change stash.
He proceeded to start counting out coins from his drawer. I tried to help him understand that he just needed to give me a $5 bill, and he looked at me with the most incredulous face and accused me of trying to rip them off.
I did my best to remain polite, but he wasn’t having it. Finally, he just looked at me, handed me the $5, and made a snarky comment along the lines of ‘I guess you need this more than I do.’ I’m sure he felt good about it, but damn…that kid was dumb.”
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