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“The House, Senate, Supreme Court, and president should all top out at 50, not because of any issues of mental competency. It’s because you should be forced to live in the world you built after you leave office. So many octogenarian freaks are fine with passing sociopathic legislation because they’re expecting to croak in the next three or four years. If it’s guaranteed that you actually have to suffer the fallout of your actions for 20 or 30 years, then you might be more likely to pass legislation that won’t kill all of us in 10.”
“The flaw here is that ex-presidents/senators/etc. make a fuck-ton of money after they leave office, so they’ll never have to deal with things that we peons have to deal with.”
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