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“After-work functions. I’m a homebody, and I like being with my family more than my colleagues. Having kids means I can get away with saying I’ve got something on with them and no one thinks I’m being rude.”
“Yes!!! Like, no, I don’t want to voluntarily spend more time with my coworkers. Also, at my job, they all go get drunk until 2 a.m., and I stopped drinking two years ago, so it is pure torture for me.”
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