14.
“I’m astonished how many people do not know how to wipe properly (for both themselves and/or their kids).”
“It’s always the little old ladies who take two squares of tissue-thin, one-ply toilet paper, crumple it into a little ball, pinch it between all five of their fingers, and then reach all the way back and aggressively smear their fresh, pasty bowel movement into their vagina and then pull their pants up.”
“Wiping front to back. The number of student nurses in my class who didn’t know this was concerning.”
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