There’s something so exhilarating about scrolling through Facebook Marketplace and seeing all the truly unhinged things people are trying to sell, mixed in with the stuff you might actually buy. It’s honestly one of the only good parts of the internet in 2025. Without further ah-choo, here are some of the strangest things I stumbled upon this week:
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Perhaps the safest vehicle to travel in:
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A used car with a very colorful history:
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The ultimate Dad Joke:
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A modern marvel of engineering:
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Wile E. Coyote’s shopping cart:
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The world’s least comfortable couch:
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An aptly described fan:
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A kennel big enough to fit a pissed-off man:
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A couch aged to perfection:
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Literally just a box:
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The perfect children’s toy depicting a true tragedy:
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The gift for the enemy who has everything:
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The saddest little robot:
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A printer that definitely works:
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A trophy of your triumph in battle:
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This Halloween’s sexiest costume:
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The perfect thing to scare the local children away with:
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The almighty spaghetti-bagel… the baghetti:
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A gently-used lizard tank:
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The infamous Peter Chair: