You know the classic yearbook categories you nominate your classmates for — class clown, most likely to succeed, best hair? Well, we’re talking the same thing, but for 2025 celebrity moments.
I have to say, these superlatives are entirely subjective and just my personal opinions. So definitely let me know which iconic celeb moments I missed. Until then, sit back, reminisce, and see who made the cut in my 2025 celebrity yearbook. Take a look:
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“Biggest Flirt” goes to… Sabrina Carpenter
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Well, if you’ve watched her improv her final line in “Nonsense,” or her different Have you tried this one? positions from “Juno” from her Short n’ Sweet Tour, then you know why. I want to flirt with Sabrina. I think the sparks would fly.
2.
“Class Clown” goes to… Jennifer Lawrence
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? It would have to be her interview with Leonardo DiCaprio for Variety. The “Why would they waste drugs?” line is iconic.
3.
“Cutest Couple” goes to… Alison Brie and Dave Franco
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? It had to be them co-starring in the horror flick, Together, and then enchanting the entire world with their chemistry during its press tour. They are “couple goals.”
4.
“Most Good-Looking” goes to… Jonathan Bailey
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? I think we can call this a fact now that People Magazine has dubbed him “Sexiest Man Alive.” No argument needed.
5.
“Best Cameo” goes to… Colman Domingo
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Not only did Domingo make a surprise cameo in Sabrina Carpenter’s “Tears” music video, he was also the unexpected voice of the Cowardly Lion in Wicked: For Good. Colman truly blessed us in 2025.
6.
“Most Random Athlete” goes to… Sacha Baron Cohen
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Well, for his latest Marvel role, Sacha got shredded, surprising the entire internet and shocking his fans. Health is truly wealth.
7.
“Biggest Transformation” goes to… Meghan Trainor
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? I don’t need to say much here. A picture is worth a thousand words. I didn’t even recognize her this year.
8.
“Life of the Party” goes to… Bad Bunny
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Well, he was the top global artist on Spotify this year, and he landed the Super Bowl. So it’s safe to say, the whole world loves partying with Bad Bunny.
9.
“Best Singer” goes to… Cynthia Erivo
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? This one is purely subjective. Art always is. But let’s just say, I am not a crier, but the vocals from this angel brought me to literal tears this year.
10.
“Most Likely to Succeed” goes to… Addison Rae
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Not only did Addison Rae embark on her first headline tour, but she also earned a nomination for Best New Artist at the 2026 Grammys. Honestly, rightfully so. Bright things are ahead for this baddie.
11.
“Most Unexpected Couple” goes to… Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? From award shows and Marty Supreme carpets, they seem so happy together. But yes, I was (and the entire internet) completely shocked.
12.
“Most Likely To Be Missed” goes to… Olivia Rodrigo
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? I think everyone freaked out and called everyone they knew when we saw Olivia back in the studio recording OR3. But honestly, we really missed her in 2025. Can’t wait for more of her beauty, brains, and talent in 2026.
13.
“Best Bromance” goes to… Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Well, if you haven’t seen Heated Rivalry, make it the first thing on your New Year’s to‑do list. Watch any of their press tour appearances, and it’s clear — they’re truly best friends. Fans may fantasize about more, but all we know is they’re best buds, and we love them for it!
14.
“Most Likely To Survive the Hunger Games” goes to… Zendaya
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? This one’s pure “gut feeling” for me. She’s one of the most badass people out there, so give her a bow and arrow, and I’m sure she’d win it all.
15.
“Most Affectionate” goes to… Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? These two have been blessing our feeds for years, ever since Wicked Part One came out. The hand-holding, whispering, cuddling, and constant touching — they’re besties who love to show their affection through touch and sharing energy.
16.
“Most Iconic Breakup” goes to… Lily Allen and David Harbour
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Not that it’s iconic that they broke up. It’s quite sad. But the music that came from this split? Absolutely iconic. Some people say it’s the “white quirky girls'” version of Beyoncé’s Lemonade. One’s Becky is another’s Madeline.
17.
“Most Likely To Not Change at All” goes to… Steve Carrell
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Another one that is pure “gut feeling.” To me, Steve will always be steadfast in his kindness, talent, and joy, and I will die on that hill. Just seeing him interact with puppies is all I need to have faith in humanity.
18.
“Most Opinionated” goes to… Nicki Minaj (Unfortuantely)
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? I don’t even want to talk about this one. Just search up Nicki x Trump to be fully disappointed.
19.
“Most Talked About Tour Moment” goes to… Coldplay
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Everyone, and their grandma, and even their grandma’s dog saw the clip of the CEO’s alleged affair blowing up on the jumbotron. Somehow, that single show ended up being talked about more than the Eras Tour.
20.
“Most Underrated” goes to… Remi Wolf
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Although I’ve been following her career for years, I finally got to see her live on tour this year. And guys, she was the most incredible live vocalist I’ve ever heard — her range, control, and stylistic choices are unbelievable. We really don’t talk about Remi enough.
21.
“Most Likely To Get Married” goes to… Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Well, the engagement ring really helped turn this nomination into a win.
22.
“Most Likely To Become a Lawyer” goes to… Kim Kardashian??
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? Even if it’s just on All’s Fair, Kim is determined to pass the bar. And honestly, 2026 sounds like it will be her year.
23.
“The Breakup That No One Saw Coming” goes to… Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? After 19 years together, the couple that we thought were in it for life called it quits. And the internet broke.
24.
And finally: “Most Likely To Continue To Be Jen’s Biggest Celeb Crush” goes to… Stephen Colbert
The 2025 moments that earned them their title? This one is to unpack with my therapist, not the internet. So…
So, what do you think? Do you disagree with me? Let me know in the comments. While you’re there, share the most savage yearbook signing line you’ve ever seen. Everything from “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school” to “So glad to not see you next year.” Drop them in the comments so I can have a good chuckle.
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