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Married Men Are Revealing The Jaw-Dropping Things Their Wives Kept Hidden Until After Marriage


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“Had my wife not decided to go into medicine, she has both the temperament, and the skill, to have been a world class military sniper, or a contract killer. And, 15 years of marriage later, I’m still not altogether convinced she wasn’t at some point. My wife is an extremely even-tempered, unflappable, compartmentalized, methodical, and highly reticent (but very funny) person. She will never tell you about her day, or what she does for a living, unless you ask. I asked her once if surgery made her nervous, and she said, quite the contrary, it’s a rush, and she is so focused that time seems to slow down for her. She is utterly unfazed by lots of blood spurting in every direction. Overall I’d say she has very little ego, which naturally makes her immanently teachable: If you give her 10 instructions, she’ll do 9 of them perfectly on the first go. Give her 10 more and she’ll fix the last one, and again do 9 more perfectly.”

“She has mad shooting skills, which she says she didn’t know she had (but I kinda don’t believe her), but I found out after I once took her to a range. And then there was the time, while watching an action movie (I forgot which one), she said: ‘This movie is stupid. If it were me, I’d just sit in a tree for a week and get him when he came out of his house.’ And knowing her now as I do, I think she could easily lie in wait for a week and not move a muscle. 

So, either she trolled me really hard early on to keep me in line, or she’s just a savage.”

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Abby Zinman

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