1.
Drugs aren’t funny, kids…unless it involves your dog after the vet, in which case they’re hilarious.
2.
I want whatever this dog’s had.
3.
I’ll also take whatever the vet gave this bird.
4.
This dog was being completely reasonable, IMO.
5.
I’d like to sincerely thank this cat for its service.
6.
I also applaud this doggo for using its utmost restraint not to make a big deal of his buddy’s predicament.
7.
This cat’s bites are turbo-charged.
8.
“If I can’t see them, they can’t see me!”
9.
*Sigh* “It ain’t much, but it’s an honest living.”
11.
Hi, yes, I’d like to adopt this dog.
12.
I don’t see the problem. This is a very flattering photo.
13.
This dog is me every morning when I first wake up.
14.
This is also me in social situations.
15.
It wasn’t this cat’s turn to use the brain cell today.
16.
*Record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.” (Don’t worry: this ferret was perfectly fine and made it out safely, according to its owner.)
17.
You know, I wouldn’t be that surprised if it turns out cats were just pretending to rely on us all this time to get free Fancy Feast every day.
18.
I’m also convinced this is a human in a hamster’s body.
19.
The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways. Don’t question it.
20.
This dog knew EXACTLY what they were doing.
21.
This cat perfectly encapsulates what it’s like to be the third wheel.
22.
And this cat’s expression basically sums up what it’s like to work in service.
23.
This poor guy was falsely accused.
24.
Imagine checking your baby cam, wondering why the hell your baby’s so active in the middle of the night, only to see your bug having an absolute zoom sesh.
25.
This pug takes better photos than I do.
26.
This pug’s also got a great smile! Wait a minute…
27.
This ferret should be friends with the cat from #9.
28.
♪ She’s beauty, and she’s grace; she’s Miss United States… ♪
30.
This cat is cooler than me.
31.
As is this ladies man.
32.
This poor husky fell victim to 2016 brow trends.
33.
I feel bad for laughing, I do, but…I have to admit I laughed.
34.
I, too, failed this “try not to laugh” challenge.
35.
This hamster needs to go back to Hamster School.
36.
As someone whose cat LOVES to sit on my hands when I’m typing, I think this is a genius solution.
37.
This farm dog forgot he was a dog.
38.
This dog got into something he maybeeee shouldn’t have.
39.
You better have given that good boy/girl a bite!!!
40.
This cat just wanted to get ahead on the whole fish-hunting thing by getting in the tank first.
41.
This dog is a health-conscious queen.
42.
I’d like this dog to tell my fortune, please.
43.
Look how happy he is with his new hair!
44.
That pen belongs to that cat now. Sorry, that’s how the world works.
45.
And finally…this is how unbothered I aspire to be.