OK, so, content creator @jonshefsky recently posted a video speculating on celebrities’ masturbation frequencies based on the location of calluses on their hands. Feel free to make a “too much time on one’s hands” joke here, I won’t judge.
The video surmises that, according to the size of Jeffrey’s thumb knuckles and a callus located on his palm, the actor masturbates 20 times a week.
Now, listen — most celebrities would ignore this clip altogether. Some would even consider the speculation itself a gross and overreaching sort of privacy invasion. But none of those celebrities are Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who dropped a message in the comments section AND, apparently, shared it to his own IG Story several days ago.
“My wife sent this to me,” Jeffrey wrote, referring to his spouse and former One Tree Hill star Hilarie Burton. “DYING. “I know this because I couldn’t even decipher wtf she was trying to type. She was laughing too hard.”
“It’s some interesting research. I can’t confirm nor deny the 20 A WEEK?!?! That’s a heavy workload for anyone… much less an old fart who’s married to a smoking hot younger lady and either on set or being a dad/farmer. TWENTY?! Cheers to ME!”
“Bravo dude,” Jeffrey added while directly addressing the video’s creator. “We do appreciate a good laugh even if at my expense! Keep up the solid research!”
So, uh, yeah. There you have it, I guess!