Especially lately, it feels like most of the world isn’t the biggest fan of the red, white, and blue. That said, there are still things non-Americans love about Americans. For example, non-Americans LOVE when Americans…
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Use very American units of measurements:
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Disrupt the picnic side dish space:
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Call their dogs human names:
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Give those words of support:
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Call their foods very American things:
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Add a little pizzazz to the swearing:
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Preface a question with a question:
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Obsess over a gas station:
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Innovate on sandwich technology:
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Combine two words that mean the same thing, basically:
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Show their disdain for line cutters:
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Add some extra syllables here and there:
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End a sentence with AUTHORITY:
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Pull out all the stops every season:
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Speak INCREDIBLY LOUD:
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Hang up the phone with complete disregard:
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Create incomprehensible flavors:
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Be very specific with regards to horses:
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Break down the months in a very American way:
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Talk about (Natalie Merchant voice) the weather:
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Let rescue dogs know how good they are:
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Call pet food “kibble:”
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Refer to places they have no grasp of:
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Use a questionable word:
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Say “daddy” a little too much:
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Yell things like “STAT:”
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And greet people like this: