“I’m Waiting For The Day Your Bra And Underwear Actually Match”: Girls Of Reddit Are Sharing The Most Embarrassing Things Guys Have Ever Said After Sex, And I Need A Minute To Calm Down

– hipposlovepineapple

“I was around 18 or 19, and it was my first time with a new partner, meaning I’d only ever had sex with one other person before that. He looked at my boobs and said, “Are they, like… inverted or something?” with this expression of disgust and total bewilderment, as if he’d never seen anything so strange. I was really hurt and embarrassed, especially because my previous partner, who I’d been in a relationship with for two years, had never once said anything about my supposedly “weird” nipples.”

– JiveBumblebee