2.
A friend to always be there for you:
4.
The star of the Discovery Channel’s Man Vs. Wild:
5.
Exhibit A in the divorce proceedings:
7.
The deal of a lifetime:
8.
A sign for when you’re not ready to commit:
9.
A grill with nothing to lose:
10.
A tanning bed with just a TINY bit of excrement in it:
11.
A simply radiant ring:
12.
Something for the ladies:
13.
A powerful, powerful sign:
14.
Meatball’s happy place:
18.
The remnants of an ancient civilization:
19.
Your new best friend:
20.
Simply the most terrifying thing I have ever seen:
21.
The perfect gift for any child:
22.
A jug containing the spirit of a malevolent entity:
24.
A bowel that might be under the weather:
25.
And the ultimate dad joke: