Anytime you’re feeling down about your tragic DIY attempts, just keep in mind…
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At least your new pantry won’t result in the death of several:
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At least you didn’t make your couch look like it was lost at sea for a few years:
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At least your electrician skills aren’t THIS bad:
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At least your toilet isn’t a little too relaxed:
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At least your home won’t be a breeding ground for a brand new kind of super-mold:
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At least you don’t have to traverse this gauntlet:
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At least your dishwasher isn’t hidden away behind a secret wall:
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At least you don’t have a mystery toilet hidden away in the kitchen:
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At least your door isn’t a bashful looking door:
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At least your kitchen isn’t full of little brown bags:
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At least you won’t beef it down these stairs 14 times a day:
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At least your backsplash doesn’t look like the bottom of a rock quarry:
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At least your trampoline won’t be launching your 45 degrees into the air:
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At least your mantelpiece still mantels:
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At least you don’t have a lit’ral radiator on your CEILING:
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At least you didn’t learn this very valuable lesson:
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At least you aren’t actively trying to end your grandpappies:
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At least you didn’t make a very, very expensive error:
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At least your wall doesn’t look like a frickin’ Rothko painting… I’m serious!
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At least you didn’t spill black paint tastefully up and down your carpeted stairs:
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At least you didn’t anger some very nasty birds:
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At least you didn’t miss a crucial, crucial spot:
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At least your TV didn’t take a gigantic leap:
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At least you didn’t seal a mosquito into its new eternal resting place:
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At least those cabinets you put up didn’t fall to their untimely doom:
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At least you aren’t seasoning your food with a healthy heap of dust:
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At least you didn’t have to learn this very valuable lesson…
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…or this other very valuable lesson:
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At least your awning doesn’t have you aw-ing in pain:
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At least you didn’t fly real fast and loose with those tiles at the end:
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At least you didn’t completely miss on this installation:
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At least a cat didn’t laugh in the face of your concrete:
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At least you didn’t put your ceiling fan in fan prison:
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At least this isn’t the first thing you see every single morning:
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At least you won’t have a heart attack every time you leave your bedroom:
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At least the vent you installed won’t be blasting whatever happens in the bathroom all over the place:
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At least you don’t have approximately 7 inches between your boiling pot of water and your stove hood:
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At least you aren’t reminded of humanity’s foibles every time you turn the light on:
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At least you aren’t locked in a never-ending game of hide-and-go-seek with an outlet:
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At least your pipe, uh, doesn’t, uh, you know, uh, look like this:
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At least you didn’t run out of paint at the worst possible moment:
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At least you didn’t pop your wall full of holes:
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At least you’re not dealing with…this:
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And at least your toilet isn’t a dang puzzle:
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